Blogging from the future

Attention Darkly, do not adjust your computer this is all real: This is "you" blogging from the year 2030, and the world is a mess; All the trees are dead, the cities are emmersed, the oceans are brown and bubbling with polution, and for some strange reason coco puffs are everywhere.

Please, you must find a man named Balthus Frond...and tell him I love him....thank you:)